Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via get-fit2fuck)
on the internet:
in real life:
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
we all have a favorite eyebrow
Truly not in the mood to work. Send swift, immediate help.
me after the anaconda video
You're so fucking mean like wtf. You need to control your attitude.
control your mouth on this dick
The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.
Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.
Fuck your pretentious shit.
"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
The story of my life.
Creamer. You always know what to say. You have the right answer for everything.
Oh wow that’s embarrassing 🙊
Sugar and milk?
Splenda, milk, and creamer 😛
You're going to take a bath? Now I won't be able to concentrate on my work today. Thanks a bundle. Who has coffee at 7pm?
I have coffee all the time always. Only iced though. It’s my guilty pleasure I suppose. And yes, nothing like a hot bath after a long day.